I'm Hannah.
That's irrelevant, though.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
OMG. The purple crayon. HAHAHAH.
Crayons and sexual innuendos.
Yes.
SPECIMEN? ARE YOU GOING TO CLONE HER OR SOMETHING?
WELL YOU SEE, IT STARTS AS A FETUS
THAT’S WHY ABORTION IS BAD
YAAAAAY JESUSSS
OH OK, THEN.
I’LL JUST LET YOU GO ABOUT YOUR GHOST BUSINESS.
THE FACT THAT YOU SENT THIS ASSURES ME THAT YOU ARE IN FACT STILL LIVING.
CONGRATS ON TOUCHING HER.
That’s what I can’t stand about the war on drugs. Every other commercial is “this is your brain on drugs,” “just so you know,” “why do you think they call it dope?”
Then what always comes on next? “This Bud’s for youuuuuu!” “It’s MILLER time!”
Come on, everybody! Let’s be hypocritical bastards! It’s okay to drink your drugs. We meant those other drugs, those UNTAXED drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
Bill Hicks (via like-an-echo)
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